1. Over the river…

    The 8-year-old: He’s cool but I like never get to have playdates with him. 
    The 8 y/o’s friend: Yeah, he lives so far away.
    Me: You guys, where does he live?
    The friend: I think, like, Brooklyn.
    Me: Oh. Well you know I live in Brooklyn.
    The 8 y/o: That’s different. You’re a grown-up.
    The friend: You…live in…Brooklyn? 


     

     

    tags:  nyc  nanny 

  2. Playground Lessons

    Me: Bella, are you having fun playing on the wagon?
    Other kid: IT’S NOT A WAGON, LADY!
    Me: Oh? And what is it?
    Other kid: It’s the B train. Duh. Why would they’re be a wagon in Manhattan?

     

    tags:  nanny 

  3. “How does a nanny earn more than the average pediatrician? The simple answer is hard work — plus a strange seller’s market that follows a couple of quirky economic principles.”

    The Best Nanny Money Can Buy” | Adam Davidson | NYT Magazine

    Innnnteresting. (HT to Meredith for sending.)

     

    tags:  nanny 

  4. Notes from Nanny City

    1. The 8-year-old: Look! It's our turn. The walking man just changed on the light.
    2. Me: [Starts singing "Walking Man"]
    3. 8 y/o: Who sings that?
    4. Me: James Taylor
    5. 8 y/o: Did he write it about the man in the stoplight?
    6. Me: I don't think so bud.
     

    tags:  nanny 

  5. katespadeny:spread the word
Today I took a much needed day off from Nanny City. This season has been gogogogoGO and then GO!SOME!MORE! My holiday cards are collecting dust on my nightstand and so many gifts are lying unwrapped strewn across my bedroom floor. 
But yesterday I took a few minutes to see the season through the eyes of a bambina. I scooped her up while her brother pounded away on the iPad and we ooh-ed and ahh-ed at each ornament—I sang “deck the halls” and she clapped for the blue twinkle lights. And later on that evening I caught her dancing in her footed pajamas near the tree (no music, 21-month-olds never need music) singing quietly (“la, la, la, la, laaah”) and it was a perfect moment.
Merry, merry! 

    katespadeny:spread the word

    Today I took a much needed day off from Nanny City. This season has been gogogogoGO and then GO!SOME!MORE! My holiday cards are collecting dust on my nightstand and so many gifts are lying unwrapped strewn across my bedroom floor. 

    But yesterday I took a few minutes to see the season through the eyes of a bambina. I scooped her up while her brother pounded away on the iPad and we ooh-ed and ahh-ed at each ornament—I sang “deck the halls” and she clapped for the blue twinkle lights. And later on that evening I caught her dancing in her footed pajamas near the tree (no music, 21-month-olds never need music) singing quietly (“la, la, la, la, laaah”) and it was a perfect moment.

    Merry, merry! 

     

    tags:  holidays  nanny  favorite 

  6. GPOYW. Vintage Halloween. Remember?
It’s been over a year since I was asked to don a suit of pig and trek out to the country for a night of enduring the shrieks of 8-year-old boys (“AHH! GIANT PIG!”) and endless awkward introductions (“I’m really sorry [terribly impressive New Yorker], my hoof makes handshakes tricky…”).
This Halloween was slightly as swine-y but one, as they say, should never forget.

    GPOYW. Vintage Halloween. Remember?

    It’s been over a year since I was asked to don a suit of pig and trek out to the country for a night of enduring the shrieks of 8-year-old boys (“AHH! GIANT PIG!”) and endless awkward introductions (“I’m really sorry [terribly impressive New Yorker], my hoof makes handshakes tricky…”).

    This Halloween was slightly as swine-y but one, as they say, should never forget.

     

    tags:  gpoyw  nanny 

  7. Speaking of Nanny City Sap, check out what was waiting for me post-Happy Hour on Friday night.
Three of world’s BEST thank you notes from my three favorite kids.
I think this is their blog debut, but this family (Georgia, Charlie, Caroline, and Mom+Dad) is one of my favorite things about D.C. I sat for them throughout all four of my years in the district. They’ve written countless recommendations, had my family over for tea, offered lasting and sound advice…they even arranged an introduction while I was studying in Colombia.

I’m not sure what it was. Maybe the jar of peppermint patties in the  kitchen, or the couch where I did so much Locke reading? I’m not sure, but I can say with certainty that having  these guys in my life at that time was completely necessary. It added a  layer of comfort even though I was miles from home. Over the years I’ve learned I have a preference for people who live in houses with sagging bookshelves, matchbook collections, and walls covered in memories—these five taught me that.  They’re sweet, smart, constantly curious, and easily some of the best people I’ll ever meet.
Thanks for the notes! They’re going make perfect cubicle wallpaper.

    Speaking of Nanny City Sap, check out what was waiting for me post-Happy Hour on Friday night.

    Three of world’s BEST thank you notes from my three favorite kids.

    I think this is their blog debut, but this family (Georgia, Charlie, Caroline, and Mom+Dad) is one of my favorite things about D.C. I sat for them throughout all four of my years in the district. They’ve written countless recommendations, had my family over for tea, offered lasting and sound advice…they even arranged an introduction while I was studying in Colombia.

    I’m not sure what it was. Maybe the jar of peppermint patties in the kitchen, or the couch where I did so much Locke reading? I’m not sure, but I can say with certainty that having these guys in my life at that time was completely necessary. It added a layer of comfort even though I was miles from home. Over the years I’ve learned I have a preference for people who live in houses with sagging bookshelves, matchbook collections, and walls covered in memories—these five taught me that.  They’re sweet, smart, constantly curious, and easily some of the best people I’ll ever meet.

    Thanks for the notes! They’re going make perfect cubicle wallpaper.

     

    tags:  nanny 

  8. Look what I found! 
It’s from last autumn, taken at NannyFam’s old rental house. This was back when the baby hated sleeping for longer than a housewives reunion show. This was also just after I started, when I still felt terrible about waking up the rest of house. So, on this all-too-familiar Sunday dawn, my (at the time) 6-month-old pal and I wound up rocking in a white rocking chair on the front porch with a stack of books next to us, staring out at the colors. Amazingly, after a few minutes of counting how much orange we saw, the bambina turned, mushed her face into my chest and fell right back to sleep. And everything was quiet for just a little longer. 
I can’t believe that was over a year ago. 

    Look what I found! 

    It’s from last autumn, taken at NannyFam’s old rental house. This was back when the baby hated sleeping for longer than a housewives reunion show. This was also just after I started, when I still felt terrible about waking up the rest of house. So, on this all-too-familiar Sunday dawn, my (at the time) 6-month-old pal and I wound up rocking in a white rocking chair on the front porch with a stack of books next to us, staring out at the colors. Amazingly, after a few minutes of counting how much orange we saw, the bambina turned, mushed her face into my chest and fell right back to sleep. And everything was quiet for just a little longer. 

    I can’t believe that was over a year ago. 

     

    tags:  sunrise  nanny 

  9. “Just interviewed with the weirdest fam…

    House was a disaster. The older kid was sweet and normal. The 2-year-old —still nursing, a biter, goes to bed at 11:30, and can’t ride in the car because she’s too crazy.”

    —Text from a Nanny Friend

    It’s a jungle out there, kids.

     

    tags:  nanny 

  10. "You need to have an adventure once in a while" or Lessons From a Bike Ride in Nanny City

    1. B (age 7): Can we go down that road?
    2. Me: Nope. Sorry. We have to get back. Your sister will be up soon and your mom and dad have to get a few things done before we go back to the city.
    3. B: I NEVER GET TO DO ANYTHING I WANT! YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING!
    4. Me: That's false. We need to get back.
    5. B: THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE! UGH!
    6. Me: Calm it down, pal.
    7. B: C'mon, Julia, you need to have an adventure every once in a while.
    8. Me: Uh huh. Today's adventure is: Let's Race Back to See Who Makes it Home First. Winner gets a graham cracker.
     

    tags:  nanny 

 
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