In exactly two months I’ll kiss my 23rd year goodbye. So I’ve taken a scattered inventory of the last two decades and some change.
I’ve:
- Sat in the stands at Wimbledon
- Rowed in The Charles
- Packed for a weekend trip to Geneva after a sparkly party in Madrid. (Sparkly= a sangria-soaked evening dotted with the occasional glass of champagne.) Showed up at the hostel with a chiffon top, no underwear, and two pairs of capris…in November.
- Walked from my apartment to the 2009 Presidential Inauguration
- Pierced my tongue
- Baked over 100 cupcakes in one evening
DancedAttempted salsa in Colombia- Had flowers sent to my apartment by stranger
- Spent a Saturday watching an entire season of Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team on CMT
- Taken a class on civil rights politics from Julian Bond
- Gone on a waffle crawl in Brussels and a bakery crawl in Philadelphia
SunbathedSuburned topless- Established a savings
- Filed my taxes (in the process of doing this now…big kid alert!)
- Marched in protest
- Learned to jump a car battery
- Attended a World Cup match
- Maintained the ability to do the splits (Hat tip, childhood gymnastics. Hat tip, Wednesday night yoga.)
- Learned to develop photos, old school darkroom style
- Graduated from undergrad
- Had the ridiculous privilege of seeing: Mona Lisa, Guernica, The Persistence of Memory, the Sistine Chapel, la Sagrada Família, Cristo Redentor, the Alhambra and too much more
- Gone snorkeling in Key West. Related but irrelevant: eaten so much at a memorable Key West dinner (and sunned so much pre-dinner) that I had to opt out on an evening on Duval St. Woof.
- Ridden on a bus with a hot chocolate dispenser in the back
BUT I haven’t
- Learned to whistle
- Earned health benefits
- Fallen in love
- Had a massage
- Made a souffle
- Made [successful] macarons
- Watched a single episode of The Simpsons or Family Guy
There’s always next year, right?






